April Fool Sms Text Messages, Facebook Status Jokes Pranks Ideas

April Fool Sms Text Messages, Facebook Status Jokes Pranks Ideas:

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own Stupid Aprill Fooooooolllllllll 



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Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you, Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO 



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April fool is the day Upon which we are reminded of What we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. 



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I Love �you�! , I Love �you�! , I Love �you�! , I Love �you�! Hey! Don�t get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z :p 



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. A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J - JOKING 



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. A day will come when the world will
celebrate
your name,
your fame,
your personality and
your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and
that your day.




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Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is zeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum




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I want to give you a good news
I'm going To USA...
I got the job in Microsoft






Don't Worry the Flight Is after 01 Days.



Surprised?




After 01 Days Is 1st April, You Are 1st Fool Of 2013 IN ADVANCE.




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Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
Kanwal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms parh raha hai.




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Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
GEO per
nahi suna..!
Radio FM per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab parh loo..
Today is a April Fool and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully




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Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude,
Just kick him� How dare he fool you before April 1st?




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Dost Pathan se
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost: kis k saath?
Pathan: Bv k sath!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL�




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Amazing six facts:
1.90% of people in Myanmar do not drink milk
2.Snakes vision is up to 5 kilometer.
3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
5.zebra does not have liver.
.
.
.
.
6.All the details are False.
Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While.
April Fool.. 



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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. 
It's on 1st of April. Surprised? 
.
.
.
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and you are the 1st person whom I fooled. 



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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, do not misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
april fool ... 



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When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go. 




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I Miss u a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Karina Kapoor
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me." 




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I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!
Foolllllllllll 



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True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, 
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy. 
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow. 




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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool! 




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If today any one talks & praises you for your

1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.



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please call me urgent..















janab msg to pura padh liya kro. pata nhi kon pahle april fool bana de. 


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phool tumhe bheja hai sms me
jara khol kr to dekhiye...


dikha kya???


nahi dikha na???








are fool ye april ka fool ha jo tumhe fool bana gaya
hehehe



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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat

for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it without the word cat.



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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.



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I am your girlfriend:

Smart

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excellent.

Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.



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When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.



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Fact1: you can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge

Fact2: After reading this
99/100 idiots would try it.



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The time since I have met you 
i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.

So if you dont mind..
Can I sell you? 



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Plz call me
its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya ha
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye
Plz manna mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega..



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If today anyone talks & admires you for your -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool you before april 1st. 


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Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap "Khubsoorat" "SMART" or "GENIOUS" Ho To rakh k moun pe thapr dena Or kehna Bad_Tameez! "MUSLIMAAN" APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;-> 


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Hey you Know, Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April.. you Know Why ??? If she accepts den its your luck, otherwise just tell her April Foooooll. 


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Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now Sorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain. Happy April fool Day.... 


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Plz open this after 1 day at thursday. . . . . . I know u can not wait. So Congratz. you are hte 1st FOOL. April Fool in Advance 


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I want you to know that you are very important to me, It is not possible for me to live without you even for a second! You are my life & I can feel you everywhere. Do not mind, I was talking about Oxygen ! 


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Happy April fools day to everybody! Hope you guys would have to be a big fool on this day with wonderful weekend! 


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The difference between genius & fool is that mastermind has limits fool has no limits. 


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