Away Messages for AIM funny facebook statuses

Away Messages for AIM funny facebook status:

Friendship is not about who you knew the longest, it is about who never left your side. 



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I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite. 



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Do not say �go away� If your heart is saying a wise �I forgive� Don�t say I forgive When your heart is saying a wise go away 



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You are too far away from me, That why I have to shout: I M-I-I-I-I-S-S-S-S Y-O-O-U-U! Did you hear that? Baby I love you!!!! 



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Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for them. 



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A prayer can go where I cannot go.
Through Prayers i can be with you
without being There.
I may be miles away
but my prayers
Will always be with You�




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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will still land among the stars. 



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LOVE is something beautiful, a desire,
a feeling that one would like to catch.
LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive.
LOVE is something that may never go away.




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When you are away from someone you love, you love them even more. 



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When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. 
Live your life so that when you die, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying. 



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I am away, hence the Away Message. 



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I thought that if i tried to stay away, i would learn to let you go & forget, but i was wrong. 
The more i stayed away from you,the more i realized how much i love u. 




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The best & most beautiful things in the world can not be seen, nor touched but are felt in the heart. 



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Don't cry beacuse it is over, smile because it happened. 



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I used to go away for weeks in a state of confusion. 



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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away & you have their shoes. 



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I am Jealous at every girl that ever hugged you because for one minute they had my world in their hands. 



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You do not have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 



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A memory lasts forever, never does it die, true friends stay together & never say goodbye. 



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Nature is calling & I am answering. 


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May be God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,
so, that when we finally meet the right person, 
we will know how to be grateful for them.




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You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree.
But the optimum way to fall is in love wid mee.




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April Fool Sms Text Messages, Facebook Status Jokes Pranks Ideas

April Fool Sms Text Messages, Facebook Status Jokes Pranks Ideas:

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own Stupid Aprill Fooooooolllllllll 



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Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you, Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO 



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April fool is the day Upon which we are reminded of What we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. 



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I Love �you�! , I Love �you�! , I Love �you�! , I Love �you�! Hey! Don�t get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z :p 



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. A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J - JOKING 



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. A day will come when the world will
celebrate
your name,
your fame,
your personality and
your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and
that your day.




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Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is zeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum




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I want to give you a good news
I'm going To USA...
I got the job in Microsoft






Don't Worry the Flight Is after 01 Days.



Surprised?




After 01 Days Is 1st April, You Are 1st Fool Of 2013 IN ADVANCE.




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Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
Kanwal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms parh raha hai.




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Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
GEO per
nahi suna..!
Radio FM per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab parh loo..
Today is a April Fool and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully




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Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude,
Just kick him� How dare he fool you before April 1st?




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Dost Pathan se
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost: kis k saath?
Pathan: Bv k sath!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL�




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Amazing six facts:
1.90% of people in Myanmar do not drink milk
2.Snakes vision is up to 5 kilometer.
3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
5.zebra does not have liver.
.
.
.
.
6.All the details are False.
Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While.
April Fool.. 



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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. 
It's on 1st of April. Surprised? 
.
.
.
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and you are the 1st person whom I fooled. 



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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, do not misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
april fool ... 



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When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go. 




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I Miss u a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Karina Kapoor
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me." 




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I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!
Foolllllllllll 



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True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble, 
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy. 
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow. 




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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool! 




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If today any one talks & praises you for your

1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.



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please call me urgent..















janab msg to pura padh liya kro. pata nhi kon pahle april fool bana de. 


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phool tumhe bheja hai sms me
jara khol kr to dekhiye...


dikha kya???


nahi dikha na???








are fool ye april ka fool ha jo tumhe fool bana gaya
hehehe



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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat

for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it without the word cat.



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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.



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I am your girlfriend:

Smart

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excellent.

Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.



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When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.



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Fact1: you can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge

Fact2: After reading this
99/100 idiots would try it.



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The time since I have met you 
i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.

So if you dont mind..
Can I sell you? 



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Plz call me
its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya ha
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye
Plz manna mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega..



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If today anyone talks & admires you for your -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool you before april 1st. 


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Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap "Khubsoorat" "SMART" or "GENIOUS" Ho To rakh k moun pe thapr dena Or kehna Bad_Tameez! "MUSLIMAAN" APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;-> 


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Hey you Know, Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April.. you Know Why ??? If she accepts den its your luck, otherwise just tell her April Foooooll. 


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Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right now Sorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain. Happy April fool Day.... 


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Plz open this after 1 day at thursday. . . . . . I know u can not wait. So Congratz. you are hte 1st FOOL. April Fool in Advance 


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I want you to know that you are very important to me, It is not possible for me to live without you even for a second! You are my life & I can feel you everywhere. Do not mind, I was talking about Oxygen ! 


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Happy April fools day to everybody! Hope you guys would have to be a big fool on this day with wonderful weekend! 


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The difference between genius & fool is that mastermind has limits fool has no limits. 


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Anniversary SMS, happy anniversary, anniversary text messages

Anniversary SMS, happy anniversary, anniversary text messages:

if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY. so this is what i want to say, live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you
Happy Anniversary

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding

To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary.

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband). Happy Anniversary.

Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy, love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary.

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair.

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings

I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Abbreviations For Texting: IM,SMS Slang and Chat

ABBR
MEANING
AAK
Alive And Kicking
AAR
At Any Rate
AAS
Alive And Smiling
ADN
Any Day Now
AFAIK
As Far As I Know
AFK
Away From Keyboard
AFN
That's All For Now
AOTA
All Of The Above
ASL
Age/Sex/Location
B4
Before
BAK
Back At Keyboard
BBL
Be Back Later
BBS
Be Back Soon
BCNU
Be Seeing You
b/f, BF
Boyfriend
BEG
Big Evil Grin
BFN
Bye For Now
BMA
Bite My A**
BR
Best Regards
BRB
Be Right Back
BRH
Be Right Here
BSEG
Big S**t Eatin Grin
BTA
But Then Again
BTW
By The Way
CRS
Can't Remember S**t
CU/CYA
See You
CU
Can't Understand
CUL8R
See You Later
CUOL
See You On Line
DDSS
Different Day, Same S**t
ABBR
MEANING
DEGT
Don't Even Go There
DIKU
Do I Know You?
DIS
Did I Say
EG
Evil Grin
EMA
E-mail Address
F2F
Face To Face
FAQ
Frequently Asked Question
FOCL
Falling Off Chair Laughing
FTS
F*** This S***
FUBAR
"Fouled" Up Beyond All Repair
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
FWIW
For What It's Worth
FYI
For Your Information
GA
Go Ahead
GAL
Get A Life
g/f, GF
Girlfriend
GFN
Gone For Now
GGOH
Gotta Get Outta Here
GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike
GR
Gotta Run
GR&D
Grining, Running, and Ducking
GTRM
Going To Read Mail
H&K
Hugs and Kisses
HAGD
Have A Good Day
HAGO
Have A Good One
HB
Hurry Back
HTH
Hope That Helps
IAC
In Any Case
IB
I'm Back
IC
I See
ABBR
MEANING
IDK
I Don't Know
IDTS
I Don't Think So
IANAL
I Am Not A Lawyer
ICQ
I Seek You
ILU/ILY
I Love You
IM
Instant Message
IMHO
In My Humble Opinion
IMO
In My Opinion
IOH
I'm Out of Here
IOW
In Other Words
IRL
In Real Life
IYO
In Your Opinion
JAS
Just A Second
JIC
Just In Case
JK
Just Kidding
JMO
Just My Opinion
JW
Just Wondering
KIT
Keep In Touch
L8R
Later
LMAO
Laughing My Ass Off
LFFAO
Laughing My F***(freaking) Ass Off
LOL
Laughing Out Loud
LTNS
Long Time No See
LTS
Laughing To One's Self
LY
Love Ya
LYL
Love You Lots
NE1
Anyone
NFW
No Feasible (or F***ing) Way
NIMBY
Not In My Back Yard
NM
Never Mind
ABBR
MEANING
NP
No Problem
NRN
No Response Necessary/Not Right Now
NT
No Thanks
OBTW
Oh, By The Way
OIC
Oh, I See
OMG
Oh My God
OTOH
On The Other Hand
OTOMH
Off the Top of My Head
P911
Parents in room
PEBCAK
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PMJI
Pardon Me for Jumping In
POTS
Parents Over The Shoulder
QT
Cutie
ROFL
Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
SOL
Shit Out Of Luck
SOTA
State Of The Art
SPST
Same Place, Same Time
SSDD
Same S**t, Different Day
TAFN
That's All For Now
TTYL
Talk To You Later
WFM
Works For Me
WIIFM
What's In It For Me?
WTG
Way To Go
WWJD
What Would Jesus Do?
YMMV
Your Mileage May Vary
YR
Yea, Right
WWJD
What Would Jesus Do?
YR
Your Mileage May Vary
YW
You're Welcome


Some Not So Common Chat Slang and Abbreviations

Abbreviation Meaning
AFK Away From Keyboard
AFPOE A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
AKA Also Known As
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS All Of A Sudden
AWLTP Avoiding Work Like The Plague
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTB And You're Telling Me This Because
BFO Blinding Flash of the Obvious
BICBW But I Could Be Wrong
BOTOH But On The Other Hand
CMIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
DHTB Don't Have The Bandwidth
DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath
DKDC Don't Know Don't Care
DQMOT Don't Quote Me On This
ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator
FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart
GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little
GFETE Grinning From Ear To Ear
GMAB Give Me A Break
HITAKS Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HIOOC Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
HTNOTH Hit The Nail On The Head
IBIWISI I'll Believe It When I See It
ISWYM I See What You Mean
J2LYK Just To Let You Know
LMTCB Left Message To Call Back
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
MTCW My Two Cents Worth
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
NIMJD Not In My Job Description
TOBG This Oughta Be Good
WTTTM Without Thinking Too Much
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get

Some Romantic SMS Slang and Abbreviations

Abbreviation Meaning
ALIWanIsU All I Want Is You
ALOrO All Or Nothing
AML All My Love
BaBitsU Baby It's You
BBSD Be Back Soon Darling
BGWM Be Gentle With Me
CSThnknAU Can't Stop Thinking About You
CUIMD See You In My Dreams
4EVRYRS Forever Yours
GMeSumLuvin Gimme Some Lovin'
GrwOldWivMe Grow Old With Me
HITULThtILuvU Have I Told You Lately That I Love You
HldMeClse Hold Me Close
ICLWYL I Can't Live Without Your Love
IJC2SalLuvU I Just Called To Say I Love You
ImT14U I'm The One For You
IOWAN2BWU Only Want To Be With You
LtsGt2gthr Let's Get Together
Luv2LuvUBab Love To Love You Baby
M$ULkeCraZ Miss You Like Crazy
RmbaYaMne Remember You're Mine
SvnALMyLuv4U Saving All My Love For You
SWALK Sent With A Loving Kiss

Anger sms

→ "Anger is the only evil which makes love invisible for a minute.
And love is the only suspicious thing, which is visible even after anger.

→ never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.

→ If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: ‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’ When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

→ an angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. ‘What are you doing’ he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’

→ ANGER is an acid that does more harm to the vessel in which it is stored, that to anything on which it is poured.

→ Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

→ there is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.

→ If you're angry at a loved one, hug that person. And mean it. You may not want to hug - which is even more reason to do so. It is hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you, and that is precisely what happens when we hug each other.

→ a wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a woman midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"


→ Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.

→ Do something that makes a difference - because, by God, there is a lot to make you angry.

→ Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.


→ it is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the power to choose either.

→ Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry with them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.

→ Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

→ God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

→ How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be you.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS.

→ I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

→ if you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

→ I feel the anger rise up in me
The same anger
That makes me bleed
Inside
In my heart and in my soul
Killing me.